Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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