nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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