Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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