...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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