went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
