just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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