I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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