we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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