If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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