I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
