dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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