Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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