dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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