i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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