Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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