And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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