Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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