FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What drink are we having for lunch?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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