It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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