People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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