That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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