Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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