This girl is more easily done than said...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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