PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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