Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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