We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
