You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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