Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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