Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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