is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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