apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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