so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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