I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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