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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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