It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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