i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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