I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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