porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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