There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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