when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
