We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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