he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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