who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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