i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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