My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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