why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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