Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
birth control should be required to get into college
it glows. i had to have it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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