Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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