I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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