If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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