Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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