i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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